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What would you do with 2 hours to spare in London this afternoon? Tips for something ABSOLUTELY BLOODY MENTAL. Ta.
go to any All Bar One or Walkabout then, please.
You could end wasting most of it travelling somewhere
I'll back you up with Uzi 9mm... especially Walkabout - might get out the C4 for that one.
2 hours is a long time, even when you're in the killing zone.
You'll also need some heavy artillery to deal with the police, you'll get more of them as the spree goes on.
If it's bloody mental you're after, I'd suggest a big set piece like a chainsaw for close and personal slaughtering, or a blunt force instrument like a hammer. That will make a lot of mess.
Good luck, and remember, they'll never take you alive!
the army will start coming after you in tanks. Try hijacking one of these.
or see how many children you can throw in the thames in 2 hours
and wathch last nights radiohead concert on you tube.
and play a fun game - how many people can you recognise without looking at the little placard.
I know how to live.
and attach a giant, flashing, vibrating dildo to his trousers.
and have a banana.
cats you can fit in a backpack
than it probably was
with a couple of stops for a pint with a view of the river.
If you want to make it MENTAL drop some acid first
a/ find a new release on vinyl
b/ find the thrilling Tmobile / 3 / 02/ Carphone Warehouse parade of shops
c/ buy a skunk off a mumbling fellow by the canal bridge
take the short walk to Spitalfields, wander around and look at some stuff.