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stupid (usually drunk) texts
Im pretty much fucking master of these
both in the last week:
(to girl I barely know)
- "we will get married someday. Im so not drunk. Ignore! Ignore! x"
- "you're the fittest girl I'll ever kiss"
I excelled myself with that one. It was meant to say "I've ever" which would have been bad enough, but no, just no.
The first one
is kind of dumb as it sounds like u knew what u were doing by the end but decided to send it anywas.
that's half true
there's a load of messages in my unsent folder written whilst drunk that I probably decided against sending.
fail.
you couldve
had her in your phone as 'girlfriend', mightve helped avoid problems...
I generally don't text when I'm drunk
very good thing, as my typing skills are terrible. See this pm I sent to someone on another forum:
thanks love hsh3'sa jthe3re noe if i was sober I woud switch woy a nd TOM FOR MOSR [ERVY UPI ANNRE LOVCE
Didn't remember sending it in the morning, so replied a second time.
"hi, im drunk, what to guess what i'm trying to say?"
^want
Haha, sure
I've posted similar messages in the past but that one took the cake in terms of indecipherability (if that is a word).
i have a habit
of deleting all my sent items when i'm drunk. usually after sending stupid messages. stupid sneaky drunkme.
and if you cant remember it
it didn't happen