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I've just been called a Mcdonalds worker by a lady in my office, who incidently is beneath me.
(circa 1996). It was way too big for me and some bullies tied the arms of it behind my back like some sort of rudimentary straight jacket.
I had to get a teacher to release me.
we zipped my mates jacket up over his head and tied his hands behind his back at school. The whole school formed a circle of laughter around him and started pelting him with objects.
The janitor tried to break it up, was hit by a flying can of Lilt and then challenged whoever it was that threw the aforementioned Lilt to a fight. Good times.
It's all coming flooding back now...
I'm going to do this to you at Zonino.
"hey look its the beatles"
that made me laugh
a "pile of piss".
When my beard was at its biggest I always got "you look like bin Laden". Not Darwin, Marx or anyone then. No, bin Laden.
"Yer da's got a willy."
It's a bit shit.