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you've got a lovely pert bottom that just seems to speak to me in a way you wouldn't understand.
I will buy you a puppy when this happens.
I don't know if Bamos face works
he was fucking it the other night
They'll be in touch.
How's Bamos' face?
i cant think of something i really dislike or anything
I'm so juvenile
My eyebrows are cringing
but you might confuse my breats with mountains
in the mirror?
I've never seen my bum properly.
Was hard not to.
I saw it dragging on the floor behind you in Euston yesturday.
I was stuck standing up all night in Surrey
It is good to me in so far as it seems to be pretty reliable, healthwise.
My brithy response: RUINED.
It's a lonely life.
i would try and help you out but I keep getting sent off whenever I bother, so I shan't.
I'm riding that wave
I've been brithy!
Or become a porn star.
already a porn star
My face is annoying in almost every way and I'm too skinny.
On both counts.
it's actually brilliant, i don't think that it could be matched anywhere in the world, not too big not too small, it tenses and it reaxes and it even shoots out poo poos on demand
you do do poo
they're brown and curvy
I'd sit in the pub and flop it out on the table.
Otherwise they fall to the floor. Every morning I wake up looking for them :(
I don't think too much of my body though.
which means i can get away with having a shaved bonce.
you appear to have all the correct parts, not sure about the pay attention to be dye job thou. It'll catch you a fair few builders, plumbers and other ass cracks thou im sure ;)
are you ok?
Most people are shocked when they find out how old I am.
Confusion = fun times.
makes me who I am... a big softie deep down... but shhhhhhhhhhhhh with that one.
my pillows of love and joy
And my ears don't stick out, which is nice. And my left elbow is so impressive it has to be seen to be believed.
leading to ability to sit in shocking positions and bowl googlies with ease
because everyone wanted you to sit in weird positions for them.
It will probably lead me to being arthritic in older age though.
for it to affect cutting. My wrists and thumb only seem to be flexible going forward and not against the joint
I have a moral objection to yoga so can't take your advice
Maybe I should just sit in my retarded-deformed-baby-stuck-in-the-womb-with-leg -based complications weird leg pose on the floor in clubs and they will come flocking.
really have to say it?
I look like a pixie.
I seem to have more elbow skin than most people. It's great fun to play with.
Apart from that, it's all about the guns, innit?