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FUCKING FUCK OFF FUCKING ROAD WORKS.
FUCK OFF PETTY CASH.
FUCK OFF INCOMPETENT COLLEAGUES.
that is all.
I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB....THAT I ACTUALLY LIKE!!
CAN'T MY DATABASE GIRL EVEN SPELL THE NAME STEVEN?!
I suppose logging off dis might help too
not you lot though, obvs.
A RECEIPT FROM THE CASH POINT AND STAND IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN READING IT FOR AGES!! JUST GET YOUR MONEY AND FUCK OFF!!!!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
DO PEOPLE GIVEN A TINY BIT OF POWER FEEL THE NEED TO ACT LIKE EGOTISTICAL COCKS? GET OVER IT YOU TWAT AND GO BACK TO ACTING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!
COMPLETELY WRECKING MY GODDAMN SHOULDER?
DEATH TO THE WEAKLING IMPERIUM OF MAN!!!
NO I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING ACCOUNT NUMBER. I WANT YOU TO STOP FUCKING CALLING ME EVERY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES YOU CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSS!
AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE... etc
Stop going "tchoh, have you heard what they're going to do now?" and then real off some pathetic half-written story from the Sun if you're going to base your entire world view on a comic for retards don't reel off your cartoon version of the world to me and then look at me expectantly waiting for me to nod my head and go "mmm" I CAN'T DO THIS FOREVER JUST FUCK OFF I don't care about your crushingly average offspring so please stop filling me in on the minutae of their crushingly average existences in fact that goes for you as well you crushingly average cow please oh brother of mine stop bringing home sixteen year old anime fans with bad teeth who give me the eye whilst you're in the bathroom at least give me some sort of warning you poor naive cunt so I can barricade myself in my bedroom oh security cameras and hilarious mobile phones can't your banal intrusiveness cancel each other out, suck each other into a void of static so I don't have to live in a world where someone is watching me getting a headache from a tinny version of Mission Impossible I'm not giving you any money and don't thank me because I ignored you you homeless bastards there's no fucking need to twist the fucking dagger listen you oleaginous cunt just because I don't have a full time job doesn't give you the God-given right to treat me like a heroin addict and stop sighing as if you tried your best because I turned down the offer to work at Burger King all I want is a real fucking job is that so much to fucking ask of you or the world, I bet I could do your job a damn sight better you patronising wall of pricks
for fucks sake stop being an idiot and open your mouth be civil it wouldn't fucking kill you.
IT ISN'T WORTH IT
2. PLEASE GIVE ME A SIGN
3. CAPS ARE COOL
ARE NOT THE PROBLEMS THAT EXIST IN MINE.
IS IT MY FAULT THAT I DON'T GIVE A MONKIES THAT THERE WASN'T A TAXI BOOKED FOR YOU THIS MORNING? NO. IT'S JUST MY FAULT THERE WASN'T A TAXI.
I DISLIKE THE WAY YOU TREAT ME LIKE A PERSONAL ASSISTANT, IT IS NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION SO GO AWAY PLEASE.
STOP WALKING SO SLOWLY IN FRONT OF ME!
LET ME OFF MY LIBRARY FINE YOU MASSIVE STINGY CUNTMUNCHERS!
I LOVE PEOPLE WHO SMILE AT YOU RANDOMLY IN THE STREET!
I HATE JOBSWORTHS!
seriously. just fuck. off.
BREAKING MY UMBRELLA.
HOW DARE IT.
I'm very fucking excited!
*will know more tomorrow