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Next time Penthouse run their Ewok special, I want in.
Whos balls have I been fondling?
But if you are me, now I'm worried about who's balls we've been fondling.
But it was for an ex, and it was for his coursework, so it's different. Plus I got paid in Greek food and gin.
from artsy fashion magazine to some sleazy porn site
I would do sleaze.
but never say never
Not sure. I'd definitely strip down to my underwear. And I'd definitely pose nude from behind.
Not sure how happy I am with letting people see my penis though.
I thought you were after me for my personality...
Which is free in most gig venues.
I've not seen this month's but I'm told somewhere toward the middle is a picture of me led on the floor topless with a guy led on top of me naked apart from his shoes and socks.
I'm not in the online one, as you can see, although said picture is up on the internet elsewhere.
But I know there is more stuff in it. Certainly there's a review of the November antifolk festival. I imagine there's more stuff than that though - the online one seems quite short (compared to how they used to be) so I wonder if a shortened version is online.
I keep meaning to look in it but haven't seen one anywhere yet. I'll be at the Good Ship tomorrow so should be able to take a look then.
As long as you promise not to look at the picture of me topless with a naked guy on top of me.
Or just look at the naked guy - he looks better naked than I do topless.
An understandable one but really surely naked is naked?
theres pornographic "legs spread,chest spread out lips pouted" nude and theres "apreciating the human form" nude
what the hell kind of vaginas have you been looking at?
sure, why not. for charity. or something.
where there's a nudey man on it with pants on but when you put a hot drink in the pants disappear.
where the clothes float away when you write?
Yep, that counts too - I'm also available for playing cards.
if you pour hot water on it, my pants disappear!
the readers of playgirl will love my hairy upper arms and back.
dangleberries and all.
the full frontal is a different matter. think OLD GREGG....
'do you love me, Howard? I gotta MANGINA'
for myself, so that when im old and can pull my tummy skin up to my eyeballs and my pillows of love and joy flap by my knees i can look back and think i looked a'ight once.
i dont know whether it would actually SHOW everything though, but i'd be naked, just maybe covered up in certain areas bu things like a plant pot
And my boyfriends best mate at the time shot the shots... boyfriend was there.
Wondering what age I'll be before I get them framed up and hung...
they really wernt that "nudie" at all.
I was topless for a few but you could see anything, it was just for my friends photography project on the human form.
i cant wait to do mine, im going to take lots of pictures of cocks and leave them in the wash tray for all to see.
Is this whole thread just a way to get models?
i dont think i know anyone who would let me photograph their cock, and odds are ill get all squemish when it comes to it. Its just a nice little idea i have.
Plus cocks are kind of ugly.
Plus i dont think steve would like it much.
Come to think of it, i dont think id like it much either..
mostly of my back and the bones of my spine, some ribs ect back when i was all bony.
My photography teacher who marked them said he recognised me from them, it was rilly embarassing...
that would have been very creepy.
but I'd be in the gym for a few weeks beforehand. Tone up, like.
maybe i'll see if there's any desperate life drawing classes - everyone can always use a little more practice at "just a little overweight"
people are far too serious about nudity these days. Some of my friends won't even go swimming with other friends. its silly.
all the girls i know have flat tummys and big boobies, it makes me feel rubbish.
it means they get perved on while you swim in peace?
aggeess ago from one DiSer
I reasonably liberal minded but I'm also a bit of a prude :-\
girls only pls :P
DIS even, i have no idea where i am :P
i am not ashamed of owt. might do 100 sit ups and shave my back first...
not for aesthetic reasons, i just find it calms me down
yes I would.
I'd have to find some kind of crazyily flattering angles though. I don't want people laughing at me.
we don't all have the breasts of kelly brook.
HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW KLAIRE'S BREASTS ARE THE SAME SIZE AS KELLY BROOK'S?
My inhibitions could always use a swift kick up the arse.
Plus, I could come blustering into the room late, hurriedly hopping on one foot while pulling my other sock off, which incidentally is my last item of clothing. While I regale the room with my misadventures on the way to the studio, the camera pulls in, Achewood style, to my jostling, flaccid, modest member.
when I'm a bit older, and fatter.
No. Cause then you'd see my cock.
if i was looking hot n that.
I dunno it's a tough one. where the photos would go, etc? If it was just for a boyfriend, or myself then yes.
If we're talking actual publications then probably not. I'd much rather be thought of for my mind rather than the contents of my bra.
turn someone to stone. so, no.
And yet I still spend my whole time snacking.
anyone in the south of england(by south of england i mean, reading/guildford/basingstoke kinda way.... got a camera!? ;)
this is going to happen to me, i'm sure.
I am butterz.