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On the front page in size 48, leaving no room for anything else bar the masthead.
He's probably known to the police already. What's the point?
if the police knew about him?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
'All criminals the police know about are in prison'
I've had two cans of Relentless.
But my dad used to be a sort of 'supergrass' figure for local police, you see...
he went around with really big sideburns and a tshirt with his name on it?
"Our man handed him two £20 notes and just like he was selling groceries in a corner shop Gary calmly said: "I'll get your change."
"A Home Office-approved lab confirmed the drugs were genuine—and illegal."
the explanations in brackets.
"Gary sells the best gear round here and doesn't rip you off. If you want brown (heroin), he's your man.
"If you want a dig (to inject heroin) he's got the needles and stuff and you can do it in his place, no problem. He serves up to all the working girls round here."
i'd really love it if they did a documentary about drug abuse, with a voiceover saying that kind of thing.
She added: "We have lots of famous people who come here. Ronaldo the football player was here a few days ago—but I didn't like him. He was a bit, how you say, stuck-up."
Our reporters declined the girls' offer and left. It's a pity Cristiano didn't do the same.'
"although we don't have photos of his most recent prostitutes".
It is very hard to believe that the journos writing this are actually clever people.
always wonder how these people dont arise suspicion by (i presume) not participating in the acts they are being so judgmental about.
'I was sitting in a room full of crack, smack heroin; the fumes filling the room, sex was being offered at every opportunity, luckily my gasmask stopped me from inhaling these god awful gases, and my onion and garlic ladened clothes put off the majority of the prostitutes.'
Cristiano Ronaldo is good looking enough to be able to get a girlfriend, to say nothing of the added attractions his job and bank balance give.
Why does he keep sleeping with hookers?
and he has a fairly toned body, so yeah.
I'd always figured him a bit weird, rather than trying to cover up his (alleged?) Homosexuality
It's the turn on of doing something taboo, innit
Hugh Grant was fucking Liz Hurley when he did it, so it's not like he couldn't get better
he can fuck multiple woman however he likes and not have to waste time talking to them?
bloomin' women and their nagging RIGHT LADS?
There are some 'tabos' that I decided to want to break...but the hooker thing just doesn't appeal to me in any way.
I mean, I can 'get' sex, so I just don't see the point in paying for it.
Spill the beans!
was the main one.
And some Bean-spilling.
is that he grows his hair into that kind of short afro thing, and he thinks he's fooled everyone into not noticing that he's got MASSIVE ears
i swear 'deadly' and 'low life' was used every other word
Hayley, who charges £40, was wearing a red coat and a micro-skirt which showed her knickers.
They're basically the lowest form of person in this country.
or specifically Crack and Heroin dealers?
They burgle and mug people to fund their addiction, because they can't be bothered working and their benefits don't cover the costs of the junk they need.
We should have Judge Dredds going round killing them.
who earn the money other ways?
Presumably some people who come there DO have a real job.
Would you encourage Judge Dredd to kill anyone who uses drugs?
its also about where the drug comes from and what purchasing it supports. Like battery farmed eggs, its not about where you get the money, its what you are funding.
EVERY product though.
that can come from these kind of things.
I saw someone who had been shot last year :(
Personally i feel taking drugs should be a personal choice, thats informed by knowing the dangers and being old enough to make that decision.
As long as it doesnt harm other people, only yourself i think its ok. At present taking drugs do affect other people as your funding organised crime.
But people have shown that consistently a roughly similar proportion of people do and will take drugs regardless of the risks and consequence.
So we should really think about a different course of action
but i think no party will ever get voted in on the basis of legalising all drugs, given their image and that.
I hope it will.
If it doesn't we will be hearing these kind of stories Ad Infinitum
so unless the media stance changes, given their influence i cant see the publics as a whole changing.
...I thought you were suggesting that the sale of illegal narcotics supported battery farming.
but thats another debate for another day
Im sure people dont need to be told that for the most part heroin isnt great.
Imagine meeting him in a dark alley.
i'm sure a "proper" newspaper would never run a story like this, but this is just horrid.
I love the first sentence.
"MILLIONAIRE soccer ace Jermaine Pennant's father is the evil muscle-bound boss of a seedy crack den, the News of the World can reveal."
"The news of the world can reveal" that hes is "Evil". That's the funniest thing ever.
This no mark journalist has gone nuts on his "bad adjectives" thesaurus. It's disgusting.
I really hate society.
The new best bit:
"Meanwhile three men were upstairs having sex, all at the same time"
Now men can have a threesome if they like, i aint no homophobe y'understand, but it's when they decide to do it together that they cross the line. Disguisting, them inflicting their gayness on other men, so it is.
"You wanna go 3's up on this bird?"