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But it is something I can never do. Goodbye.
Once, I broke up with someone using this line. Who wants to touch me?
'Look, it's not me, it's you...seriously, you're just fucking awful'.
Let us herald a brave new world of honest break-ups!
used "it's not me, it's you"
and last week, broke up with his gal by setting his status to "single" on facebook. I kid you not.
Isn't that the point of that function? I mean, you're not going to change the status AFTER you've broken up, are you?
was the first she knew of it...
Yeah, I know. I was inferring - for humourous effect - that breaking up with someone by changing Facebook status was something everyone would do.
Yes. And the inadvertant chuckle at that line is the closest I've ever come to crying at a movie. Very sad scene.
if you got her to tearfully lower you into molten steel afterwards.
All of ya.
but i once dumped someone via a badly-filtered livejournal entry. because, obviously, just telling all our mutual friends i was going to dump her via the medium of livejournal before actually doing it would've made me such a nicer person.
I once found out that I was someone's 'boyfriend' via livejournal. Imagine my surprise!
Anyway, looks like Stealthy was taking the piss. Something to do with Terminator. Pah.
Because it's from Terminator, a girl wouldn't know what the fuck he was on about. Unless of course she recognised it. In which case dumping her should be reconsidered.