so - i went to the cinema to see paranoid park (which by the way is pretentious, but ok) and smuggled a bottle of water in me. one of those ones with a flip lid.

at the end of the film, i couldnt wait to get out of there because the ending had annoyed me so much and i needed a piss.

so i hastily put the half empty water bottle in my man bag and made to leave. while pissing at the cinema's urinal i noticed something dripping on my foot, and thought for a second i was pissing on myself.

then it struck me. that FLIMSY MOTHERFUCKING RED FLIP LID on the evian bottle had come open in my manbag.

despite desperate attempts at the handdryer to save them- my ipod and blackberry passed away.

bugger.