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I fancy her. I'm not sure I'm supposed to.
Help me out here.
nothing not to like.
but i still fancy her.
Neither, as long as she doesn't hit me with an iron.
just wait til Sean gets hold of you
seems pretty bright and has a Scottish accent. I'd say it's all good.
she seems to be entering a Su Pollard lookalike contest...
This is a good thing for me, I guess. Its now my duty to exaggerate it around people who might be impressed.
that men seem to like women with a scottish accent so it won't do you much good young josh.
personally I think that the stronger a Scottish accent a woman has, the more unattractive she becomes.
a bit of a Scottish accent is fine I'm sure, but a woman going "eh nae bother pal" is a bit ick, no?
I really really really detest the thick Glaswegian accent on a woman.
In fact I detest it full stop.
"see you jimmy, wit ye sayin' ya wee prick, i'll knock six shades o' shite intae ye, ye wee bassa!"
we Scots possess!
one sexy team this week
That's real Riotgrrrl right there.
rents my friends annex! woohoo.
And I'm called Phil, leader of team sexy.
i'm sure she'll climb inside your butt like with every other credible vaguely indie celeb she gets near to
Lauren Laverne - the 21st Century Psrky
she'd absolutely cream herself
i bet she's been waiting all these years for somebody to bring up the topic. I think you could be that person..
like She wouldnt bother with madonna, but if she got a bowl cut and wore brogues, lavern would be ALL OVER HER.
then you listen to kenickie and the live recordings, and you hear how funny she actually is and all that shitty bit goes away.
when they didn't quote a kenickie line in the lyrics round!
coz loving youssss a job i dont need.
just coz you met them and they signed your Smash Hits
it was a CD (H)
One of them went on to be in a Geri Halliwell video and is now a policewoman.
Also, for what it's worth, KT Tunstall is a beautiful woman.
what was their other single? they had some good hooks.
I'm not really sexist! It was all a hilarious joke! I'm wearing make up! I'm not a sexist!
but i'm currently phasing in maybe some eye shadow and very possibly lipstick, occasionally. Considering getting my ears pierced and wearing big dangly earrings. Also wearing lots more jewelery. It's all part of my "i've decided to dress a bit more like a girl, now, because i don't suit men's clothes" programme.
N.B i don't need mascara or foundation cos i've got great eyelashes and brilliant skin.
but i'm not really sure about the stuff besides eyeliner. Not sure whether it looks good or not yet.
Dressing up is fun.
you better not hit on me when we meet...cause I won't be able to say no :(
I don't look womanly. I'm going for david bowie/morrissey/freddie mercury/robert smith.
Basically a camp 80s icon.
I'm going to try and be more emo.
Is that even possible?
and Beat Happening a little too much. I'M HARDCORE. I HAVE TO BE ROCK. I AM A SMALL MAN, THEREFORE I MUST LIKE LOUD ANGRY MUSIC.
OOOOOOH you meant THAT kind of small ;) Gotcha.
I'm way weedy too.
I fucking hate 5'8. it's such a crap height to be.
It's especially embarassing when your girlfriend is bigger than you.
she looks a bit like my ex that's just not on!
Do you think Lauren and KT both said can I sit next to the fat bloke rather than the Hobbit?
Im rather ashamed by that
thus making themselves look unattractive? :(
that her glasses were so big they obscured her entire face and had a picture of gael garcia bernal bluetacked to the lens
but she reminds me very much of a friend/significant other's mum who tries way too hard to be "fun" and "cool" type
and despite her down-to-earth humility and demeanour, she has a unpleasantly inflated idea of her own self-worth
just worth, i think
Now that little miss jocelyn program is on and i can't be bothered to go across the room to get the remote. And you thought little britain was unfunny.
Lauren Laverne is attractive and funny. KT Tunstall is attractive, yet seems determined to hide it.
Also, pretty good Buzzcocks. The reverend and the makers guy is fucking huge. Nice hair too. And fairly funny. Shame his music sucks major arse.
Lauren Laverne ^
I don't understand it at all. I must have weird taste.
Saying that, i missed it this week :(
she might have looked super duper fine.
and 5million people change channel.
I have this compulsion where I have to watch/listen to things that I find terrible.
That was horrendous.
Lamarr was fucking great. Vitriolic and nasty.
when I see the repeats nowadays I just think he's a cunt. Simon Amstell is much better.
is undeniably true. Lamarr started out alright but I didn't watch it for ages before Amstell took over. Popworld with him and Miquita was godlike. Sadly I forgot about Buzzcocks tonight A-FUCKING-GAIN.
Or just check YouTube i guess.
find a book in the library. Boy did I have a spring in my step that afternoon.
mark Lamaar was well good.
mark lamarr is the greatest person ever
love KT, pretty woman as well.
I love KT Tunstall.
maybe I'll find it on the net one day....
"i hate those bitches."
who was that man (3rd along) with the bad haircut?
the other bloke one
none of them but Ewwww Griffin grow up!
And she was good on Buzzcocks. She didn't bite with Amstell, yet didn't make herself look like a bell-end like that cunt from Reverand and the Makers did.
I hate Simon Amstell now. Everyone kissed that guy's arse so badly. He was about as funny as stubbing your toe.
"I'm a sperm get me out of here."
HAHAHAHAHH BRILLIANT you fucking moron. Go away.
ever since he left pop world really. i used to think he was funny. but he's just rude.
kt tunstall is one of these people i think i should find really attractive but i don't. and i can't work out why.
now shes cute and forbidden semicolon pee
Once he started on NMTB I was pretty happy 'cause I presumed it would be the breaking of him, sadly it never worked out. Everyone seems to love him, I have no idea why. Unlike Lamaar, who used to take the piss out of guests that had a ridiculous ego and/or who Lamaar personally didn't like, Amstell just takes the piss out of everyone. Regardless of anything. He's an utter wanker, and I can't stand his comedy style.