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Guys, would you take it up the...
Bum. Sorry I'm very dirty minded. I'm at work aswell, my boss won't find out, I hope. This is not aimed at people who are gay, or my way of finding out if people might be.
a) Do it yourself, I recommend a banana?
b) A girl with a strap-on?
c) A shemale?
Which one/ones if any.