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how far would the projectile vomit go?
But I hate feet. Yuk. I can't even go bowling because I think of someone's sweating disgusting feet where mine will be
You offered to lend me your boots!
I HATE feet too.
My boots don't smell and I'd pride myself on being hygenic!
then would you want them back?
better than cutting them
just the big toe mind. not since the belly got in the way mind.
how much reading that hurt my face, my brain and made my stomach retch :(
I can do this, last time I checked.
I've just checked, I can do this too. But not the projectile vomiting.
my breath would stink!
I can even put both legs behind my head.
I want to be your friend!
he looks like an oven ready turkey when he does.
Now I am all stiff!
i can reach my little toe too. im not going to suck though. thats wrong
and it didn't even make it out of my body. crap, eh?
Which is remarkable, considering how unflexible I should probably be. I used to bite/chew the toenails on my big toes when I was younger
I could do this easily.
I choose not to, mind.
she sounds really animal
induces projectile vomit
at least it nearly did the one time someone did it to me without warning.
all of sudden, he was THERE, just doing it.
I hope you called the police
But no. That's when I decided we had different ideas about fun and I got rid shortly thereafter.
these people exist. They are fictional characters that my young, naive mind cannot comprehend.
Not that I do. I'm flexible me.
I'm a little stiffer than I used to be (now now, that's enough giggles for today please) but I can still get my toes to my mouth, just about.
Although in the process of testing this, I actually made contact between my tongue and my big toe, which is a little bit nasty (although my toes are so cold that they're not sweaty nor do they taste bad or smell bad!)