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Or, to make it easier, why wouldn't you?
you don't have any nipples
I would instead choose to put my massive tongue to better use and become a high class "tongue burglar" stealing artworks and jewellery to order.
If sir desires I will provide him the very finest in broaches, tiaras and bangles with which to lavishly adorn his areoli.
At a price, of course...
else i'd be a nipple licking demon