Okay, the two judges are the most unpleasant things on telly ever... but with their loose flappy mouths and the fact they never really look at each other in the eye when they're talking, they remind me of two muppets (the puppets) having a conversation.
it's amazing that these guys eat food for a living, but watching them put food in their mouths is a bit like watching someone shovelling coal into a furnace. A furnace made of loose skin. I keep expecting half-chewed meat to drop out of Johnty Roads mouth.
Also, the other one used to be a greengrocer. He looks exactly like a potato. Coincidence?
Precis: Ex-footballers watch football matches and report back to other man. Anyone who remembers ITV's The Goal Rush, far more of a ripoff than Score Interactive ever is, will appreciate the subtleties required.
for months, so hardly even know the programmes. BUT 'Beauty and the Geek' series 1 was brilliant. The geek who came 2nd to last - think his name was Richard was such a character. He spent the whole series being really annoying to the other competitors, geeky, nerdy, quirky and awkward - but when he played piano he was an elegant bird. (a cliche I know, but true.
I love geeks anyway. They're usually fascinating people.
Including my own entry. No wonder I don't watch tv any more. By admitting to these aberrations of intelligence and lack of discrimination in our leisure time, are we doing group therapy? or something more darkly subversive?
Talking of darkly subversive who's seen 'salad fingers'?
Download the first series now. It was the best series of 2007.
It was a reality TV show, where they put 40 kids aged between 8-15, and dumped them in a disbanded town. The idea was for them to make this town succeed.
I started to watch it because of the uproar it caused before it aired. They claimed that kids were beating each other up, and drinking bleach and shit - but I didn't see any of that.
It was the unintentional humour which made it a must see:
"Who should we give the gold star to? They're both great candidates"
"That's true, I mean one of them could find a cure for cancer....."
"Yes....but the other one could invent teleportation"
"hmmmmmmm......"
hollyoaks
^this is just sick.
I get really upset if I miss Hollyoaks
why????
I get upset if I accidentally see hollyoaks.
^
Unless it's late night rude hollyoaks. And then I'm just disappointed.
^this
but it's the BEST thing on tv
explain why...
Kathy Barnes
LOL
she shit in a box :D
Good old detective Carmel
one of Hollyoaks' (few) likeable characters
hooray! for Detective Carmel
daily star today
she had her tits out i think.
Channel 4 On Demand...you need never miss it again!
: (
Loose Women
I know you're joking, you know you're joking
So let's just put an end to this immature tomfoolery right now
The weather
Which day?
Saurday
Already?
I'm late for my lie in!
Ah, the ITV show.
Yes, that's excellent!
university challenge
^ my favourite programme
^ my favourite tiny little man
v
harry hills TV Burp
only Xmas thing I made sure I watched
Why should the wire be lame?
Yeah
The premise sounds amazing, and the result is pure awesome
nah that should be great and it is
Emmerdale
about 7,000 times better than the bill.
that's fighting talk!
I'll take on
both you and bamos. I'll be dressed as Terry Woods.
You sicken me!
Reg Hollis is currently lying in a hospital bed and here you are, saying that the drama series he devoted his life to is inferiour to Emmerdale!?
Its not a slur on him!
Its not his fault emmerdale is better. Like i said, I keep him in my prayers.
You need to learn to shut up
Especially at such a time, when we're all sending our best wishes to Reg x
I keep reg in my prayers
The fact remains emmmerdale>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the bill
Saturday Kitchen
I love it I do
COUNTRYFILE
End of thread.
did you see it on sunday
fantastic. Although Michaela strachan should not have won that gurning championship.
Michaela Strachan is a robot!!
She hasn't aged since The Really Wild Show!!
^ Getting too close to the truth
That wasn't a gurning
championship! She just looks like that naturally!
I enjoyed Ben Fogle's sea-based cricket.
I liked
the chicken races as well.
Countryfile unites the Browne family on a sunday morning.
Countryfile
is amazing. Perfect Sunday TV
Big Brother.
you all know it.
Masterchef
Okay, the two judges are the most unpleasant things on telly ever... but with their loose flappy mouths and the fact they never really look at each other in the eye when they're talking, they remind me of two muppets (the puppets) having a conversation.
VICAR OF DIBLEY
they don't talk, they shout to someone off-camera
"WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR IS PERFECTION"
"TOM HAS GOT THE STYLE, BUT CAN HE COOK?"
I think
it's amazing that these guys eat food for a living, but watching them put food in their mouths is a bit like watching someone shovelling coal into a furnace. A furnace made of loose skin. I keep expecting half-chewed meat to drop out of Johnty Roads mouth.
Also, the other one used to be a greengrocer. He looks exactly like a potato. Coincidence?
They do eat like retards, don't they!?
John tureaud ( or whatever he's called)
looks like Dr Fox's retarded younger sibling.
John Tirodes?
John T Roads?
Jonty Rhodes?
THIS THREAD JUST GOT TOUGHER.
:D
I love the hyperbole..!
They talk in capitals, like Donald Trump:
THIS COMPETITION WILL CHAAANGE. THEEEIR. LIVES.
THAT'S A GOOD PLATE OF FOOD!
IT DOESN'T GET TOUGHER THAN THIS!
I've been a bit besotted with the current GMTV weather girl, saw this at christmas and couldn't believe how hot she was! lame, but essential viewing.
You're wrong.
THEO?
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
No. Good name though.
But not as good as THE WAUGH ZONE on Suffolk FM
POIROT
of course
^ Actually correct
Late Night Poker.
this
though the celebrity ones are gash.
Jeremy Kyle
Trisha
Come Dine With Me
Cash In The Attic
Your second two are spot on.
Your first two I would have agreed with 10 years ago. They just make me sad now.
Come Dine With Me
is one of my favourite things on telly, the voiceover guy is hilarious!
Soccer Saturday
Precis: Ex-footballers watch football matches and report back to other man. Anyone who remembers ITV's The Goal Rush, far more of a ripoff than Score Interactive ever is, will appreciate the subtleties required.
Nothing to do with Jeff Stelling
could ever be lame
anything
on the E! network
worlds strongest man
and the sheep dog trials.....
god
i don't watch much tv these days. in my undergrad days it was always the Wright Stuff, especially whenever Richard Parks was on
^ and thisq
love the show
Beauty & The Geek (UK)
end of thread
CRIMEWATCH
It used to be like Airwolf!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcPGKwt2Ik&feature=related
American princess
idiot girl compete to gain royal title, they recieve training from a british ettiquite expert and paul Burrel!
^^
thats just a terrible show, its only good on an ironic level
Shame on you!
its a great idea, and was a lovely way of avoiding my postmodernism essay.
Haven't watched tv
for months, so hardly even know the programmes. BUT 'Beauty and the Geek' series 1 was brilliant. The geek who came 2nd to last - think his name was Richard was such a character. He spent the whole series being really annoying to the other competitors, geeky, nerdy, quirky and awkward - but when he played piano he was an elegant bird. (a cliche I know, but true.
I love geeks anyway. They're usually fascinating people.
Fist of Zen
It's just wrong on every level, but I find myself not turning it off if it comes on...
I agree
with every single one.
^
Diagnosis: Murder
NO
NO NO NO NO NO
this is awful, i could PUNCH her.
It's all so appalling
Including my own entry. No wonder I don't watch tv any more. By admitting to these aberrations of intelligence and lack of discrimination in our leisure time, are we doing group therapy? or something more darkly subversive?
Talking of darkly subversive who's seen 'salad fingers'?
That thumb wrestling programme
on CBBC. So shit, but so fun.
Kid Nation
Download the first series now. It was the best series of 2007.
It was a reality TV show, where they put 40 kids aged between 8-15, and dumped them in a disbanded town. The idea was for them to make this town succeed.
I started to watch it because of the uproar it caused before it aired. They claimed that kids were beating each other up, and drinking bleach and shit - but I didn't see any of that.
It was the unintentional humour which made it a must see:
"Who should we give the gold star to? They're both great candidates"
"That's true, I mean one of them could find a cure for cancer....."
"Yes....but the other one could invent teleportation"
"hmmmmmmm......"
:D
Dog the bounty Hunter
GMTV (If only for Kate Garraway)
I think you mean
Claire Nasir. Mmm yes
secret millionaire and
ramsays kitchen nightmares
That show makes me despise myself
for watching it.
I remember seeing in another program were Penny Smith tried singing. Will there ever be an end to the hidden talents of the GMTV babes?
-
Flavour of Love and I Love New York.
Gilmore Girls
Ed
Northern Exposure