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If you were a darts player...
What would your nickname be and what slice of cheesy pop would you make your grand entrance to?
Can't really answer my own question too well here (counting on you lot for the lolz) but I think I'd be Robert 'Distinct Lack of Beard and Beer Belly' Benway and I'd enter to strobe lights, smoke machines and Boys in Bars by the Bacon Brothers.