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Funny photos, YouTubes or a joke would be lovely thanks!
A friend comes up and says 'I'll get you a pint'.
Van Gogh says 'It's alright, I've got one ear'.
I thought you said could someone tip me over the edge, sorry.
That joke was quality.
the second one was particularly good, thanks!
While the wife is in the kitchen, the husband starts telling the friends about a fantastic restaurant they've just found.
'It's the discovery of the year' he says 'my tastebuds thought they'd gone to heaven'
'What's it called?' one of the friends asks.
'Oh God, you know what my memory is like' replies the husband 'hang on, what's that flower, the sweet smelling one, it's got thorns, you give them to a woman'.
'A rose?' another friend offers.
'That's it' says the husband and calls to the kitchen 'Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we found the other night?'
i now know that klaxons album is named after a JG Ballard book. i dont like klaxons or JG Ballard though, hmm...
Ted Danson not enough for you? :(
Guaranteed to cheer you up!
[if not, where have you been?!] this can't fail to make you smile. it gets me every time i watch it.
It cracks me up every time.
Please lookit, it good!
It was excellent.
I'm in a much cheerier mood after all of these.