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...and you lost £380 million of it, would that bother you?
as that would have gone to charity
Does that make me a bad person?
scale it down a bit.
If I were worth £8.50 and I lost £3.80 I'd be pretty pissed off.
I'd want to have some control over where that money had gone.
That said, I would be giving most of it away - which is one of the reasons why I'll never make that kind of moolah.
i was mortified
it was a pound of jelly
and no, i couldnt. people were pushing me forawrds ans i didnt realise it was mine till i got off
Whose jelly was it?
clearly wasn't ready for it...
game SET and match.
This thread is full of all my favouritist ever people.
Don't go changing y'all, y'hear?
it was shit.
"this way to get out of barnet"
is pretty good. If theoretical.
and of Barnet is anything like it, then it's shit
but i have been to other hair raising/related places
plus...Bob's Place, a beehive and several fringe events
and you were going so well!
to try harder :(
Barnet is far worse than Letchworth. Far worse...
And if I lost £380 million of £850 million I don't think I'd be too upset as that sort of money is a stupid amount to have. I'd assume that I'd lost it because I am greedy, and that it's God's way of punishing me, even though I don't believe in God.
It was shit. Ebeneezer Howard can do one. Prick.
And I've also been to Barnet.
I'd be too drunk.
what was the question?
worth of jelly on a bus going to Barnet, would you still be drunk?
its called the firkin
Sorry, I'm not feeling well
its better that way
I'll check back later
could be my first century in a while
or are they just arbitrary numbers? Actually, I DONT CARE!.
yes there is. An Iranian chap who has a multitude of shares has seen his paper wealth go from £850 million to £470 million in a short space of time due to bad forecast results for certain companies. I was wondering whether you'd be gutted at losing a supposed £380 million or whether you'd console yourself with the fact that you are still worth a supposed £470 million.
Then it all turned to jelly
and all the equipment went down
The phones are working
You didn't say the magic word!
there was a zoo involved somewhere.
he struggles to do up his shoe laces, and has to have a special keyboard which is raised up to allow him to type
it is a bit like when the girl is eating JELLY and it starts WOBBLING because of the VELOCIRAPTOR.
my mind is frazzled.
if it fell out of my pocket then I'd be screwin', if I took a risk on one turn of pith and toss then I wouldn't breathe a word about my loss
You're going down.
I HAVENT EVEN STARTED.
if you fall in love with every woman in the room
*tips bat towards balcony, thanks crowd
I've retired hurt.
pretty sporting of the winchester under 15's to give him a game really"
You'll not get a run in the full team with form like this.
Comme ci comme ca.
not done yet...
this is making me giggle!
I'm not the Pope!
i thought that nazi star wars guy was the pope. I don't want to play top trumps on a train with him!
I had a two week break from not being the pope.
I think this thread is what a nervous breakdown feels like.
I'm really anxious!
Sam Fox is a toaster
he could be pretty evil at times
I'm really worried about him
italian star trek.
rhymes with biscotti.
"have a potty". Coincidence?
Because it doesn't really.
I'll see myself out.
he's got noone else to blame really
That's the result of a genetic deformity.
i thought it was me that was the odd one out
How much are they?
+500 thread points to anyone who can.
would you notice?
but it wasn't that.
we already finished all the biscotti.
WHERES MY TENNER?!
POO POO POPE.
"OOOOH WHERES YOU POOF?!"
*adopts (chocolate) tea pot pose*
But I couldn't find it!
Would you miss it?
Starring Jennifer Ellison as 'Liverpool', Jimmy Corkhill as Lee Evans and Bruce Grobelaar as Ben Stiller.
"theres something in liverpool"?
I KNEW IT.
it can whatever you want it to be
about how the Pope, tired after a long days Popeing, relaxes on his PopeThrone, takes off his massive PopeHat to reveal a toaster, planted there by evil scheming Jimmy Tarbuck. The toaster then turns and attacks and starts eating his wrinkly old PopeFace, while in the background Jennifer Ellison is roughly sodomised by a guffawing Rafa Benitez.
EVIL HOT JELLY.
it needs a double act to form a crime fighting team
Got your crimefighting hat on, Jizz?
What we dealing with?
and some copulating Liverpudlians. What do you suggest?
"Best film ever" - Paul Ross
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