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a stubby midget creature:
or a one-legged normal person:
I'd hide in postboxes, roll down hills in barrels and sing jaunty songs about mining.
Oh, what a life.
well, she works at a pub who has one eye. She is hot too.
I'd go for the missing leg. Paul Robinson wat is in Neyburrs and Heather Mills can manage it.
one eye means there's twice a chance she might fancy you!
The half/twice would only work if there was a 1/3 chance of her fancying me.
Statistical analysis puts this way below 1/3 and closer to 1/100.
No, the one you refered to has left bar 57, the one eyed one still works at the Bankhouse.
Hobbits are friendly and nice. Midgets look like that Beach Boy.
Damn, I want some of that action. Alas, I suspect it's just advertising :(