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The Importance of not being Ernest
Ever get the feeling the Gods are punishing you for something you’ve done in the past?
I made a steak and mushroom pie from scratch earlier; like a proper cook, pastry the lot. I toiled for hours with it. …It even had a little pastry leaf on the top.
I put it in the oven and waited …then fell asleep. I’ve woken up famished to a smoke alarm and a charcoal brick.
I hate Jamie Oliver more now than ever.