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fox in a couple of years, i just realised this.
It ran around the back of SCL/sarkyfox/bobbygeorge's place in Stoke Newington.
Foxes are great.
nary half hour ago
I have a car. yes.
I havn't seen a fox in a few years.
I like jam. Strawberry, in particular.
no, well i'll tell you anyway.
Jan 16th :
Dear diary, today i flew a plane all day
Jan 17th- Feb 7th:
Dear diary, in all of the above dates i had school and did a lot of shooting and FUN things, too much to mention here.
Feb 9th: Dear diary, today i did 5 static line parachuting jumps.
I'm sorry yes_ if my life is slightly quiet for a few weeks of my otherwise busy life!!
I'm sure you could make a good 1000 words of why it was interesting for you to see a fox.
I want 1000 words on "seeing a fox", on my desk by tomorrow.
plus i don't answer to you. At ease.
As every post you making is visibly dripping in sarcasm it would seem that everything is boring to your eyes.
Dear Diary, a woman with massive tits ran through our assembly before being knifed by David Cameron. Yawn.
The one previous to that, yes, but only in the title.
I really think what makes this thread funny is the simple statement "I havn't seen a fox in a few years". My criticism of this is that there is no elaboration on it, not that it's not interesting. It has no point. No centre. It almost has no artis.....
I was tempted to say something about sarkyfox but didn't and then something about the hottness of female staff at military academies but didn't.
In the end we are lucky: I saw a fox less than 4 months ago. It looked pretty scraggy though.
Is it like rose turkish delight? I miss that damn stuff. Bloody gelatine...
It is divine though, like eating perfume (parma violets for the classy gentleman).
My street is full of them. We watched a family of seven foxes grow up, they lived in a den amongst the bushes that border my garden. I've lost count of how many there are now. They're everywhere! And make strange noises at night that makes my dog act strangely.
fucking on my lawn last night. and i wrote a poem about it because i have a creative writing portfolio in for tomorrow. It goes like this:
I STAYED UP 'TIL THIS MORNING
AND WATCHED TWO FOXES FUCKING
ON MY LAWN
AT FIRST I DID NOT REALISE
WHAT THEY WERE DOING
BUT ON REFLECTION IN UNDERSTAND CLEARLY
THEY WERE JUST FUCKING.
needless to say i'm shit at poetry and going to fail.
Call it ironic and they're sure to love it.
Get it put on a teeshirt. It seems like it should be read off someone else's chest.
going to invoke the rule that no-one can be wrong in poetry. And then possibly put it on a t-shirt. Good idea!
Everyone can buy one. They'll be the latest fad and i shall be made rich beyond my wildest dreams due to two foxes humping and DiS.
Everybody wants them dead here (except me, I love 'em) and are putting pressure on the council to kill them off, poor dears. They are so comfortable around people now as well, they stroll about in broad daylight when there are cbhildren about and stuff.
i dont think
I've been follwed by a fox in broad daylight more than once whilst out with my doggy.
and hunt them down
in the day time! on top of a bush, me and fiona were freaked out by this
had you taken?