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The doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it.
sounds thorough. you must have been there for hours if he managed to mention not getting pudding in it
dont touch it
dont rub it
dont put beans on it
dont let people blow on it
dont let a man dressed as a horse pass out on it
dont blink more than 3 times a second
dont look at people too hard
dont look at walls too hard
dont look at cats too hard
dont look at anything to hard
dont look at birds too hard
dont run it over in a car
dont take it out
dont use it as bait
and oh yeah
dont put pudding in it
it's a Simpsons quote. You decide.
yeah its a simpsons quote.
classic lenny :)
that took a long time that post
now you go.
we haven't had a simpsons quote thread in what, 3 days?
that may be three words.
a piece of thick card earlier on. My eye is still watering and stinging asthough i'm staring at the sun.
surely its night time
Clowns are funny.
I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
the loser taunted until my throat is sore!
this is Principal Skinner, your principal, with a message from the principal's office. Report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium....Damn it, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one.
the Spaced and Partridge threads, this one is dull.
"No, NED Flanders!"
"But sir, they're not..."
"Do as I say!"
"Meh, no time...next!"
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Beekeeper 1: You hear that?
Beekeeper 2: I don't believe I do...
Beekeeper 1: There's no noise...no noise equals no bees...quaickly, to the batmobile!
Beekeeper 2: You mean your Chevy?
Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around!
they throw his hatless butt in jail!"
i'd forgotten about that one
and i'd do it again in an instant!
What episode is it?!
Its ages since i've seen it!
Man on penny farthing: "So, ya don't like the old timey bikes eh?" *kicks Homer in face* *rides away*
BUT YOU CANT GLIDE!