apologies if this has been posted before, but it's giving me some lolz on an otherwise boring work day.

http://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/questions/all/

'Is it true you put your staff's hands in hot cooking oil so they build up a resitance and therefore dont need the baskets in the fryer.'

'do you sqeeze cows lips to make our milkshake.thats wat my big brother said.'

'I have read in a news paper that your McNuggets only consist of fat and chicken penis. Because that is the purest meat. I was wondering if this was true and if so could you explain why it is purer. Thank you. Jake W, FHM'

'can you set mcdonalds up in my bedroom so i dont have to leave the house? thanks.'

'Do you have a restaurant in guantanamo bay?'

'Is there a McDonalds on the moon?'

'Hello.My band would like to be sponsored by Mcdonalds. What do we need to do and who do we need to contact??'

'Is it true that Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles owns shares in McDonalds?'

'I was eating a fillet o fish and then someone told me that this is actually made from man eating octapus meat. Ofcouse I dont want to get eat or eaten from inside so I spat it out. Could you tell me if this is true. If so why is it called fillet o fish and not an octapus burger or something.'

This website is such a great idea. :D