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alchohol?? too early?
to be precise.
and run away lololol
I'm an idiot
I mean I've just realised I should pay closer attention to who starts threads
and lose your license that day for speeding.
was 'ways to celebrate on your owl in the morning'. Then I remembered I could read.
I have no-eyed deer what that means.
Drive-by Chipping Sodbury as well!
Star Trek: Leicester Edition
There are some Quorny lines in that one.
and leopard print seat covers for your car. that'll impress the laydeez.
word wank....alas i have no car, well i sorta do, im insured on my dads serisously HOT audi A3, but he is as work :(
to wank in?
that's my standard chat up line, it wasn't an offer on this occasion.
well no but i just wanna drive now ive passed.
scotch eggs on the bog