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Wow! Meterological mashed potato!
IF IT'S NOT ON A HILL IT'S POINTLESS
Snow on flat ground, especially carparks, is ace for making that crunchy-crunchy noise on. And using for piss art.
that's true. Snow's always good. But slushmen are better than snowmen.
It's about to start snowing though. Look at the colour of the sky. LOOK!
and it's still not snowing :(
I live at the top of that hill!
it makes the fens look even more bleak. Beautiful natural desolation.
apparently there was just a quick dusting on hills rd in Cambirdge
I feel cheated
once i killer a doctor
thanks for that earworm :(
camden = gay
snow is the WHITE FRUIT OF HETEROSEXUALITY.
Do you reckon with all this science nonsense, we'll soon be capable of changing the colour of the falling snow?
does not compute
FRUITS R GAY
Nothing gay about melons.
Reduced sugar as well. Proper manly stuff.
a straight sheen to then ultimate bottle of gay. It's not it's fault. It's like trying to make Graham Norton speak like Jean Claude Van Damme.
how can there be snow south of here and north of here but not here? Fuck you Greater Manchester, fuck you
It Never Snows In Southern London.
(This is a song I've written in tribute to It Never Rains In Southern California. It's really bad).
but with the word London in place of California?
It's basically the original song, but with my voice saying "snows" and "London" over the top where appropriate.
It pisses on your version of You Can't Hurry Love where you swapped the word "love" for "a good roast dinner".
Do you do diffferent accents?
I've just eaten.
There's also a racist outtake version where I do an offensive Japanese accent.
Enoch n' roll!
well not lots, two inches maybe, but enough for everybody to forget how to drive. there isn't even any snow on the road, the gritters had been out, people still insisted on driving at literally 15mph down a road thats usually 40-50mph.
making me 20 minutes late for work.
whywould he be ski-ing in ely?
i've been out sledging today! It rocked