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I just opened a tin of baked beans with a breadknife. Go me...
would do it with his teeth.
beer bottles with my hands.
you arent beating me.
and end up hurting someone.
i can't believe this went seemingly unnoticed
come on people! balls of STEAL!! geddit?
i feel like homer - "that was the smartest thing you'll ever say and no-one was around to hear it"
but ahthankyouverymuch anyways :)
just by looking at a hammer
Was it nicer afterwards?
bit burnt but he learnt his lesson
HAVE to prove I'm real :D.
with the jar of pickels YOU opened with ur butt cheeks ROAR