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I went lingerie shopping, skinny dipping and had full sex with a women. 10/10
Not in a "you idiot!" way, just in a "to let you know" way.
Yeah, i sexed her too. Good times.
This lead me to believe the game to be wholly unrealistic...
Infact sod it, I'm not that bored
Bits of it are wholly unsafe for work.
you can get a 3some now
i've never got very far with her.
im such a loser :(
now if I was to open this and see what it's all about, is there any chance my dad might accidently come across this at some point?
I think he's already under the impression that I'm sleeping with half my friends, so I don't want him to also add this to his list of "weird things my daughter does".
I don't know which one to choose.
No no, I'm sure he'd need to purposefully wank.
I am ultimately scarred forever and always.
you're all rubbish!
next time I post a reply I'll have to choose my phrasing very carefully :(
ok, but if I lose, which would obviously never happen as I am amazing at isketch *cough*, then you may have to apologise a lot more!
get in there _vikram.
with full naked sex
keep trying, son
She's invited someone she's never met around to her house. She can hardly claim anyone else screams of desperation...
My mind is literally boggling.
lets run away together.
i'll never tell you you eat too much.
She asks lots of questions and I'm the one who talks too much??? She makes no sense.
actually abysmal at this. but it's strangely addictive.
how this starts at night time with you staring through the window at her
this is so addictive
it's like real life in that I get the date, the kissing, the rubbing shoulders, but then blow it all before I get any further (not...my...load...)
then blew me off when I couldn't name any of the artists. :(
it's blatantly going to be
got her to flash her boobies
but then I ruined it because apparently
trying to tongue her in the hottub is taking it too quickly
...and its not rohypnol. Honest.
i only get the options to kiss or hug. i pick kiss then its breat or french kiss. she hates them both
I managed a 6 merely by copping off with her friend
We went lingerie shopping - I don't have good taste apparently.
Then we got wet on the log flume.
so I followed her into the bathroom when she was wasted to make sure she hadn't passed out and then she got pissed off cause I caught her on the toilet.
i cant do it, wheres the rape button?
*no reflection of me in real life*
this is doing serious damage to what little self-confidence i have.
so she suggests a kiss, but if i kiss her i'm desperate? i have to choose whether to kiss her of grope her? and both options result in her telling me to back off?
i don't get it.
you can kiss her cheek eh?
so she asks me questions, then stops the dinner because i'm talking to much?
no wonder i'm single :(
Time to apply that to my love life
Wow, a kiss in under 5 seconds.
I'm such a stud.
Is this how it really works? Why won't it let me sit behind her and piss in her hair like my fantasy?
Choose your own adventure, my ass.
ALSO: no cup?
One of my favourite threads ever, and I never did get to sex her...
-say something smart.
-kiss her cheek.
-dance soft rock.
-suggest dinner in the garden.
whilst it's cooking click on the bench, get the constellation right, say swimsuit.
-eat, talk, drink, complement.
-truth or dare, truth, truth, dare, french kiss.
-shoulder rub, grope, rinse, repeat.
Enjoy your poorly animated fake sex.
it's something like that. I can't be bothered playing it again, something about her expression deeply unsettles me.
STUPID COMPUTER! WHY WONT YOU DO WHAT I WANT?
Spoken like a true playboy...
This is a very depressing realization.
She wasn't happy...
and she showed me her boobies!
to watch her getting changed into her swimming costume...she was NOT happy.
So the first few times I was either frenching her or copping a feel.
Hey watch your hands! We just meet and you are already trying to cop a feel?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a lousy 1.
I mean, she looks quite excited to see you in the first place!
Sex in the car park, what a slag
wtf, I thought it was going well?
I need new lingerie, I`m naked under this dress. Help me pick out something
It was sort of a shock seeing only that subject at first when scrolling down.
I picked the second set. AND STILL NOTHING.
...french kissing, felt her tits and went lingerie shopping though so not a total waste.
if you did, you could just watch all the poorly animated sex animations without bothering to play the game, although doing so actually had the strange effect of making me feel cheaper than scoring with a virtual woman did. buh?
She's cleared her plate by the pool.
Her expression makes me lol
There's nowhere to press!
AND SHE TOLD ME I TALKED TO MUCH!!!
She's a fucking knob.
So I guessed the right bit of the moon she asked me to click and as a REWARD she shows me here tits.
i complimented her, said something funny... we danced, we kissed... we had some dinner, i complimented her and talked about travelling, i passed the salt.... we went outside, unfortunately i don't know where crater copernicus is but that doesn't matter, as we went swimming and then got in the hot tub where i massaged her back. we danced again... and i kissed her. but then, due to a page error, we mistakenly ended up in the bedroom instead of getting dessert in the kitchen and all my hard work was destroyed. DESTROYED. :(
then I kissed the regular one in the hot tub and went to her room.
The enxt scene wouldn't open.
this game is so wierdly addictive
i should be revising
but instead i'm getting ratings on my sexual prowess via clicking a mouse
picked up her friend, and went skinnydipping in the pool and played marco polo
the graphics get quite explicit
go to the bar and meet her friend Rebecca.
1. Introduce yourself
2. Say Something Funny
3. Compliment her outfit, kiss on cheek
4. Say you're over 18
5. Read Poetry
6. Dance Soft Rock
7. Kiss while dancing
8. Go someplace else: Kitchen
9. Drink Wine
10. Grab steaks for dinner
11. Click on back yard table
12. Wait outside as she gets in her bikini
13. Eat, Compliment, Drink, Talk
14. Go for a swim
15. Jump in, swim some more
16. Get out when she says she might get some cramp
17. Get in hot tub
19. Drink some wine
21. You, Truth
22. Her, Truth: Ask her is she's ever had sex in the bath tub
23. You, dare. Click to contine
24. Her Dare: Take off top. Help her.
25. You, Dare. Click to continie
26. Her, Dare: Take of panties
27. Frenck Kiss
28. Some wine
29. Massage shoulders
30. Grab breasts
31. Suck nipples
32. Rub back
33. Grab ass
34. Massage pussy
35. Have sex
36. Suggest spending the night
37. Have sex again
And yet another walkthrough, this to bang her on the couch:
Read her some poetry.
Then kiss her on the cheek.
She'll ask you if you're over 18.
Dance Jazz (do nothing else but dance).
Go into the other room.
Click on the kitchen.
Grab the steaks.
Grab the wine.
Wait for the steaks on the grill.
Talk to her.
Eat the steaks.
Drink the wine.
Go back in.
Go to the backyard.
Click on the bench.
Get the astronomy question right.
Choose "flash her boobies".
Go back in.
Go on the couch.
Kiss her. (it zooms in)
Drink some wine.
Touch her hair.
Massage her back.
Drink some wine.
Caress her breasts.
Take her top off.
Caress her breasts again.
Kiss her nipples.
Take pants off
Rub butt, take panties off, etc etc etc.
also whenever i play T or D it fucks up.
i managed to get a blowjob!
0/10 for effort
This woman is a fucking bitch!
I hope she's paying!
I think I'm in the friend zone...
(I don't care that no-one is interested in my commentary)
marco polo, whatever you do.
has a game needed a rape button quite as badly as this
i still have the blow job gif saved in my favourites.
I got addicted to this game though. It's like Tetris; it has no visible appeal, but manages to reeeeeeeeeel you in, somehow.