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It's a brave new world, people.
I had a wank to nipples on This Morning the other day.
Channel 4 news love that gambit as well.
Though now I will be watching Jude. Why? I can't get enough of that English Rose shit...
at least four or five times pre-watershed already.
My favourite pre-watershed nudity was on BBC2 about six years ago. I was having one of my many days off of sixth form, and just had the TV on, probably playing championship manager, it was a re-run of some period drama at about 2:00pm, and it must have been an editing fuckup, or they simply didnt check the show for naughty bits, but there was a full on romp in the hay, with breasts, bums, grunting and everything.
Points of View must have been overrun!
treated as post-watershed
I'm spending new year with her dad, therefore I'm specifically not watching titanic tonight.
"so, have you seen my daughter's breasts?" when he's wired up to the lie detector.
Why would you think that?
All of his daughter's work?
If you're sleeping with the guy, seeing his daughters bits isn't going to make much difference to things, surely?
they were the first breasts (barring my dear mother's) that I ever did see, and I don't want to discuss the effect they have had on my later sexual conduct.
i know for a fact that he hates turin brakes, perhap this is a more fruitful avenue.
brilliant. i've literally seen this film 20 times.
the hymn! the hymn! HOW IRONIC-ISH
DON'T LIGHT THE LAST BOILERS!
THERE AREN'T ENOUGH LIGHTBOATS!
LISTEN TO THE LITTLE WOMAN ROSE!
god he's a mong.
'like.... one of your women'
she was quite young when she did this wasn't she?
pretty epic. I hope there is a Titanic ride at Alton Towers, this looks awesome*.
*aside from the death.
that bit in south park where they realize they're 22.3 years since aids first came out and now it's funny.
The name of the ship was 'Titan' followed by 1C which was a serial number.
'The Beatles' is called 'The White Album' as well?
with the new member post Katona?
do you remember when they shoehorned her into the Whole Again video? And slapped her vocals on it? And re-released the single with her on the cover?
i'm more worried about the future of the Sugababes. Who goes? YEW DECIIIDE.
-10 points. There were only three ships of that class ever built by the White Star company and the naming convention meant that they all had names ending with -ic: Titanic, Britannic, Olympic.
And why would you need a serial number for a ship? Especially a ship which is one of three others?
are you there with him? are blood red shoes there too?
It's actually -70 for you. Internet Forum Use Convention 96-A states that pedantry overrides jokes at all times. You should know that.
all look the same to me.
at a sea joke
jokes on here earlier. when will you ever learn
i'm going to have to give you a stern warning now.
before i deck you.
This thread is UNSINKABLE!!
Man overboard! Breech in the hull! Man the lifeboats! ABANDON SHIP! We'll drown in the sea, so freezing, inevitably stop feeling, as we cease to be, stop breathing, down I go, into the abyss, down i go! We'll drown in the sea, inevitably we will cease to be, cease to be, drown in the sea. Biggest ship, in the world, titanic.