me. about 500 miles away from where i want to be. sitting in my pyjamas, watching crap on youtube while the water heats up. i mean good god. who in their right mind nowadays doesn't have instant hot water? i'll have to get my mum to sort it out. my brothers are also in bed, probably waiting for me to make them some kind of piglike [on many levels] breakfast, which, they'll be waiting a long time for. as in, forever.
when i actually manage to get up and dressed, i will then attempt to drag my younger brother out of bed and, if i can't blag a lift off the other brother, damn me for not learning to drive, we shall go to the cinema to the 14.25 showing of I Am Legend.
then, i shall come home and make dinner for us all, as my brothers are verging on retarded, and hopefully go out into Dublin to the pub, where i will inevitably piss away 50e on a packet of crisps and a coke.