I got new jeans. They are blue. I went out for a walk in the rain.
Lo and behold, I too am now blue (dah bah dee dah bah day).
Anyone else encountered this most intrusive of phenomenons? I wasn't told on purchasing aforementioned pantaloons that at the slightest hint of moisture the wearer (i.e Myself) would be reduced to such a ridiculous charicature of Papa Smurf.
Papa smurf? Incredulous smurf, more like.