This is, without a doubt, the worst excuse for sandwich I have ever eaten in my entire life.
How can you get something like this SO WRONG?
Firstly the cheese is not actually cheese, but in fact a congealed mush of grated cheddar and mayonnaise.
The 'pickle' would probably be better described as 'onion jam' as this appears to be all that it is.
This anger is mostly due to being at work when I really don't want to be, but seriously, what a disgraceful sandwich.
Is it time to go home yet? :(