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I'd recommend no more than a minute on full power (900W) - you'll make a mess otherwise
Mum, why the hell have you decided to wake up now of all times? I look weird doing this. No, you're great and all, thanks for the jumper, but I'm chatting with people on the internet. I haven't got time to explain how. Good night!
tell her the spirit of christmas overwhelmed you
and I can't go to bed before she does. That would be weird :(
That would be crazy.
you have a racist mind, and just confirms the racist arguement that we are all secretly racist.
and hence it's impossible for me to be a racist ;-D
i wish i was of race.
"hispanic" count as a racial minority? cmon. ive literally spent years of my life without the racist card.
always one step ahead arent you.
i wake up. i say the same thing to myself. it costs £18.50 to get anywhere in the world.
it has 3 platforms.
i used to always go through it! it was cool because the fast trains stopped there, even the ones that didn't stop at liphook or liss!
has the best indian in the world. its the only reason you should ever go there.
i miss having the internet at home and no job and living with my mum and eating food
SERIOUSLY MUM, GO TO FUCKING BED
Neither of us looks good, you're watching Buzzcocks at 3am on the sofa downstairs, I'm microwaving mulled wine - we've no reason to see one another like this! TO BED, MOTHER
it takes her an hour to get anywhere so she's just settled down now