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please name some so i can avoid.
jesus christ that film sucks on so fucking many levels
with Eddie Murphy
with Will Oldham
The problem was most of the people at 6th Form adopted it as some sort of cult and wouldn't shut the fuck up about it for 2 months.
Freddy Got Fingered
i have freddy got fingered on dvd and enjoyed matchstick men.
im now going to rent date movie
You're dead to me.
dont pretend you dont love tom green
By definition, any film directed by Michael Bay that didn't feature giant robots kicking the shit out of each other would qualify as worse than Transformers.
But Transformers didn't feature any giant robots kicking the shit out each other that I noticed.
So to answer your question: I don't know. It is possibly the worst film ever made.
At least I didn't have to hear endless people drunkenly quote Transformers in 2007.
You didn't like 300? This is madness!
Absurdly pumped up testosterone-fuelled nonsense, the Spartans were a pretty horrible culture from what I know of them, ...
Oh OK, it was the endless stupid quoting really. Turned an average film into a bad one for me.
And OK...THIS IS DIS! Oh wait a sec...
Just say the fucking line so we can all go home, alright?
Sorry, couldn't resist.
That film is awesome, on many levels.
the new king kong
freddy got fingered
shut your inconsequential mouth
Just from seeing that St Trinians poster, I will be the most surprised I've ever been in my life if I end up seeing it at some point in my life and it's not the worst film ever concieved by humankind.
And that was before I remembered that Russell Brand is in it. So as far as I'm concerned, it actually isn't a film anymore, but something illegal under the terms of the Geneva Convention.
I'll take "Something That Should Be Amazing But Instead Is Just Creepy, Not Remotely Erotic, And Actually Really Fucking Annoying" for $200 please, Bob.
and it will give them all eating disorders
that's how good it is
anything involving the Wayans
the Leprechaun series
pretty much every Lucio Fulci film (especially City of the Dead)
anything shown on Zone Horror after 10.30pm and most of what comes before
anything involving Robin Williams (especially that clown doctor one)
any of Nick Cage's last 30 films
YOU'RE OFF THE FORCE
he stars in about 10 hyperlame action movies a year, each one based around some retarded premise (he can see the future/stop time/only walk backwards/grow cabbages in his armpits/turn into a daddy long-legs). And each premise seems to be based around one hyperhyperlame pseudo-Arnie witticism which they show at the end of the trailer so everyone goes "hey, that doesn't quite look like the shittest film ever made. Let's go see it!"
what can i say? The guy likes his paycheques
Surely you're not down on Con Air?
in the "jumping the shark" process
Don't be a menace....
which despite what a certain DiSer insists is genius.
But they also did White Chicks...
john turturro was pretty great in transformers
also, big lols were afforded by this:
Roberto Orci (screenplay) &
Alex Kurtzman (screenplay)
*****John Rogers***** (story) and
Roberto Orci (story) &
Alex Kurtzman (story)
hitman was so bad it was funny.
no it doesnt.
i dont know anyone stupid enough to watch that more than once.
You can't nominate a film based on a computer game. It's not fair to all the other movies. Including those based on toys.
Resident Evil: Extinction was the most boring, poorly acted pile of toss I've seen in a long time.
So that as well.
a life less ordinary
a clockwork orange
get back in your cage!
a life less ordinary...
A Perfect Storm
is super super terrible. cringeworthy
it definitely peaked with the introduction of the girl tho....
it references The Forty Year Old Virgin, Fifty Cent and The Strokes
on an hourly basis.
I WANT a Biopic to be made. Of me.
garfield is terrible. i watched it with a class i was teaching. even 6 year olds dont like it.
that i saw Casino ROyale last night, and thought it was basically fucking awesome?
easily the best Bond film, in a genuine way
It's very, very good. But I just think the bit around when they go to Venice slows it up a bit.
And I still think Tomorrow Never Dies is the best.
and i was like "why has this gone all shit?"
BUT it works cos it 95% lulls you into false security re: SPOILER ALERT eva green.
does require too much explaining from M at the end tho.
still a great film that i didnt want to end
That's one of the worst films I've ever, ever seen
with the submarine?
the world is not enough was kind good.
it came out when I was about 11 and James Bond was the coolest thing ever.
It wasn't Goldeneye, but it was a million times better than the other Brosnan films
Rooftop motorbike chase!
Remote controlled BMW!
Everyone will buy my newspapers!!!
Being about 10 when I saw it, I just saw all the gadgets and loved it.
I'm pretty much expressing views I had as a 10 old at the age of 18...
Yeah, I'd like my Bond opinions to be stricken from the record m'lud.
i was watching it going "ah so THIS is why action films are good!"
just all the chases MAKE SENSE, then COOL THINGS HAPPEN and theres a real NARRATIVE to them
then i was watching transformers tonight and i was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING HERE AND WHY". the action scenes are just... things... happening on the screen.
what type of wanker spends that amount of money on something without just making a half decent story in the first place. how much does it cost to write a fucking script? you can do it with a pen and paper innit
I've been watching earlier Bond films lately, and they're all just completely fucking awful. They're really fun to watch, and the action scenes are often impressive. But everything is just ridiculous.
Bad Boys 2?
I thought V for Vendetta was fucking abysmal.
that doesn't feature golf.
ESPECIALLY Punch-Drunk Love.
The last 25 minutes of I Am Legend.
and the last bit is BAD.
I'd imagine cos they probably bottled the end of the book....which would have neccesistated Will Smith being Lynched by Human-Vampire hybrids.
the first half was ace, better than the first half of 28 Days Later I reckon. What is it with zombie films and bad endings?
I like the capitalisation of Lynched. As well as hang you they also make you really confused but you still enjoy it for some reason.
description of the ending of the book.
Pm if you want a proper explanation...
IT'S NOT A ZOMBIE FILM!
I hoped they would do the REAL ending. so YAY?
worse than transformers
no such thing.
i win, danny dyer loses (again)
I know EXACTLY what I'm gonna get with Dyer.
Therefore I won't be disappointed and it isn't a bad film...
is worse. Far worse. THE worst film of all time.
Martin Freeman lives with a Bosnian taxidermist tennant with a French accent. Danny Dyer is a gangster. Dyer holds the two hostage for no apparent reason. Jehovah's witnesses get involved. Hilarity doesn't ensue.
The film had no budget. Or laughs.
Do I win?
But then, you like Adam Sandler movies. So how can we trust your judgement?
which may as well have been just an hour and thirty minutes of Douglas Adams' corpse getting raped. Except they'd still probably have cropped that down by cutting out all the best jokes too. And inexplicably cast Mos Def as one of the rapists.
I have a really vague memory of the story, either from reading the book (this may or may not have happened) or from watching the TV adaptation (definitely happened). I didn't think it was that bad as a film in its own right though. Marvin made me laugh. As did Bill Nighy (all is forgiven <3). And Zooey Deschanel is hot.
Zooey would be an awesome name though.
That explains it.
included all the plot and left out the good parts, ie: the completely superfluous jokes and dialogue. Which totally and completely missed the point of the book. And despite Zooey Deschanel's involvement the casting was still as a rule very poor. All in all, an hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back.
requiem for a dream
requiem is a gret film, brutal and harsh but brilliant.
I saw this on a flight once, I was actively hoping for a hijack.
with adam sandler.
and meet the fockers.
Bad enough for a teenager to abandon the girls we were with and walk out of the cinema.
Transformers is far, far from the worst film ever.
Evidence: it's not even the worst film Michael Bay has directed. Have you seen The Island?!
Evidence: my fiancee watched it with me at the IMAX and was like, 'That was quite good, actually', and she hates brainless blast 'em ups. I think she found the human element of the film fairly engaging, until the arrival of 'Sector 7' anyway.
Evidence: Gareth and I, hardened Generation 1 vets that we are, saw it at a preview screening (with swearing still intact then, oddly; I mean, you WOULD F and Blind if a big scorpion robot thing came out of the sand at you, yeah?) and didn't walk out. There are enough sly nods to our geeky past - certain shots at the dam, the VW in the car lot, some choice quotage - to overlook the AMAZING BRANDING AND SPONSORSHIP.
Seriously, there was a BUY THIS sign in every frame...
The robots DO look awesome, too - the film will almost certainly win a number of awards for its effects. Sadly the robots are also the dullest thing about the film - you could have used stop-motion models and the two human leads would still have carried it.
Also: sets up a sequel. With Dinobots?! Apparently. OMG? Slightly...
Mike's TF geek rating: 5/10. Dumb stuff carried by a couple of breakthrough performances and the odd second of WOW LOOK AT THAT MASSIVE TRUCK TURN INTO A MASSIVE ROBOT WHILE GOING ALONG AT 70 MPH...
Just outlining the facts... while it is a very, VERY silly film - it's based on TOYS, so it's hardly gonna be Donnie Darko Deep - it is just about fun enough. Definitely not the worst film ever... I mean, CATWOMAN? That's WAY worse. And The Hulk. And Die Hard 4. And The Jungle Book. Joke.
zero plot fx fest full of robots doing kungfu i'd have loved it. but its so diet independence day, and none of it MAKES SENSE. like, megatron basically kills himself, making the whole thing pointless
and The Hulk is incredible
by no means the worst film ever, you know you were going to get a ridiculously overblown action film, and it delivers that.
sunshine was utter balls. pretty, but utter balls.
What was DeNiro thinking. :( He just did a 'are you talking to me' shtick... Lord.
but if it is duller than Lost in Translation, I'll buy you a badge
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