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Q. What do you get if you mix a miser with a spaceship?
A. A mean rocket.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN???
but a mean rocket in real life? maybe i should google it.
they may mean a good rocket
basically it's shit
A perfect summary
'mean rocket' would be at least a play on a popular phrase or something...
but even with that information, it's still a shit joke.
Q. Where do people go to dance in California?
I thought it was charming!
As for yours, i have no idea.
not particularly funny. but still good.
What do you get if you cross a refrigerator with a stereo?
There's bad and then there's 'this makes no sense' bad.
Did you get the egg cup?
I love this joke.
"mean bad good" and we meant they were great.
get if you cross a refridgerator with a radio?
A: cool music
in my haste to bring this classic christmas cracker corker to the attention of the DiS veiwing public i neglected to read the rest of the thread, and someones already raining right on my parade
my mum pwns yrs
clearly everyone got their crackers from the same place. tesco?
is the room for expansion. E.g.:
What do you get if you mix a miser with some bread and ham? A mean sandwich!
What do you get if you mix a miser with a Fender? A mean guitar!
What do you get if you mix a miser with an electric drill? A mean machine!
A mean mean!
I was worried for a moment that I got the mean confused with the mode.
We got the exact same two jokes which Justin Lee-Collins and Alan Carr told at Christmas dinner with Girls Aloud. It was quite exciting.