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i got a pedometer and a wind up crab
what did YOU get?
a pin protractor with a butterfly stencil in the center, its far too small to meassure angles accuratly, im dissapointed :(
and a comb, so i can drink AND look cool!
(as if drinking didn't already make me look cool...)
a scratchcard that I won £2 on.
Scratchies have been a theme of this festive season for me.
cos im the only person in the family who is amused by tat, so i combined a biro and a little notpad to make a flicker book, with plot details mapped out by my family. mainly my brother
and there's still crackers left, score!
crackers for millionaires, mine had a small plastic magnifying glass and a hat. not even a joke. the best present anyone in my family had in one was a ten inch tape measure made of paper. i live in poverty.
that's amazing. stolen.
why do barber s make good drivers?
becuase they know all the shortcuts!
and a hairclip. Hurrah!
we played blackjack for agesss.
and of course, a party hat.
Nail clipper...and a yo yo.
not forgetting the same joke in both crackers (Q: Why did the human canon ball lose his job? A. Because he got fired!) and a couple of paper hats.
My paper hat fell in the gravy boat though... sort of took the edge of christmas for me.
and a pirates eye patch.
2.7 seconds of pure aural humour
Apparantly this is how Fortnum & Mason do Christmas crackers.