Rumours are fucking amazing, especilly ones that go about at school.
I heard that at some party, some girl was sucking some guy off, though whilst this was happening some other guy came in and cracked an egg on her head.
This is seriously the funniest thing anyone could ever do. In reality he probably just pushed the egg on with the palm of his hand then ran off, but in my mind he walks over very calmly, taps the egg on the side of a table then splits it, like you would if you were baking, onto her head.
now you say funny stuff like this. I have more which are brillo including the famous "SS Time" one.