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but jeans are the lowest form of female figure accentuation
"What happened to the female from Aqua?"
Thinking that was meant to be
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depends on the jeans.
Some good jeans and things are looking pretty good
I don't like the word 'bottom' when it is used by anyone other than children. It's too inoffensive
This. I mean, WHAT?
Evidently the worst thing to ever, ever, ever happen to the female bottom was the fashion craze for pedal pushers a few year's back.
In a way they were a great leveller in that they made every woman's arse look like a sack of potatoes but they were terrible nonetheless.
I think Denise Van Outen was among those that made them popular. Thing was, they only worked well on one arse shape, which 99% of girls don't have. Wearing pedal pushers should be one of the 7 deadly sins for C21. Fact.
I think I only ever saw 1 girl who looked good with them.
What looks good on a model, famous person, mannequin in a shop will not look good neccessarily on the average person.
But I honestly cannot think of another item of clothing that was so universal in terms of looking awful on virtually everyone.
Q: do these jeans make my bum look big?
A: No, thats the 6 litres of lard in your buttocks
happen to a female bottom.
Al Qaeda Leader's Wives?
She's certainly putting the FUN back into fundamentalism.
keep something covered- it adds to the mystery.