Today, walking down the refined streets of Cambridge City Centre, two portly, heavily bearded men walked past me, proudly displaying their games workshop t shirts. I looked across to the other side of the road from whence they came. Games Workshop was closed.
Could this be the end of Games workshop, I wondered? Personally, I wouldn't be at all surprised, what with rental prices AND the rise of online gaming.
I then realised it was only 8:35 a.m.
I ran back towards them and slew them both with an axe.