Like Black Metal bands, are Boy Racers meant to appear ridiculous to anyone over the age of 15?
(Though Black Metal is funny in the good ways)

There was some chump whose car sounded like a hungover wookie that undertook me today, before getting stuck when the bus lane he was using ended as no-one would give way for him. Why are these chimps allowed to drive?

I saw a car upturned on a roundabout recently, that had obviously skidded after bodging up the approach- it was a straight road as well. I was going to go back with some spraypaint and write 'FAIL' on the roof in big red letters, but someone had removed said car when I got back from work.

Your boy racer tales?