Shiny napkins in cafes
Dead air time being filled with Big Brother "Live"
Pubs serving 35ml measures, the indecisive fucks
The Waterboy starring Adam Sandler
Abbreviating txt msgs
People who like The Shawshank Redemption
Sequels where they change the actors playing major roles
Sky Television / Rupert Murdoch
Janet Jackson's "Together again"
Apps on Facebook (except graffiti)
Did I miss any?