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a) Shag Timmy Mallet?
b) Shag Keith Chegwin?
Fingers on the buttocks...NOW!
can i get £4 million quid?
If I'm giving I have no preference, if I'm taking I'd go for Chegwin as he has a tiny penis. FACT.
... can i get payment in areers?
took it in areers.