A thread for people who have embraced the culinary 'Third Way'. It's the Blairism of the food world.........

Tactical Veggies:

(1)People who aren't actually vegetarian, but, will occasionally go with the vegerarian option when confronted by a buffet/hotel menu if they think the meat dishes look a bit dodgy.

(2)People who pretend to be a veggie in order to support their attempts to sleep with a vegetarian boy or girl, again this is perfectly acceptable.

Meat Curious:

'Oh sure, I'm a vegetarian, have bee for years. It's not just the taste and texture, it's for health reasons man. and animal rights!!! Think of the bunnies............*whispers*...listen, just between you and I, I do lapse from time to time. I'm looking to experiment......meet me in the transport cafe in 30 minutes with some HP Sauce and as much bacon as you can carry...oh, and bring a friend'.

Insert hypocritical, duplicitous, perfidious, treacherous, sellout, have your carrot cake and fucking eat it (if you've got any room after those lamb chops) comments below: