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have made me really want a mundane office job.
I'M AN OFFICE WORKER
you all just sit around on drowned in sound, take really long dumps and generally fuck all
In my case I've got work to do but lack the interest and concentration span to actually do it. I feel like one of those bright kids in school whose way ahead of the class and sits bored in lessons whilst doing pointless exercises he already knows how to do.
What I would give to actually be mentally stimulated in my work...
I'm on DiS because I'm bored out of my fucking mind and as much as I like it, I'd gladly swap it for an interesting job
The mundane mundane nature of the day! I'm so bored I'm actually doing work
and I agree with the above.
but I wanted one for a long time before Thewarn started smugging it up
I mean today, I decided to have sugar in my tea. I mean we're talking high end stuff here
A pox on you and your house for such heresy!
They make me want to have a really interesting and varied job where I get paid lots of money and meet celerities.
Now if possible...
all that flirting by the coffee machine, firing elastic bands and having a massive sit. Brilliant.
Yeah. People keep asking me to get up. It's total BS.
Acoustician - i could be doing that if i had a driving license.
My gf will probably be a Dr. in 3 years.
My ex-bassist has just started teaching Year 3.
They're all hella busy and I envy them.
I wish i didn't have time for 10 shits a day. But until then...
That's what I'm gona be doing come the new year... and I don't have a driving license!
I'm sure you could still do it.
he said his boss could pretty much guarantee me a job once i could drive and i just assumed any firm would be similar cause my mate works all over the place.
apparently it's a pretty standard policy. Think I just got a bit lucky.
our awful degree gives us access to :D
Also, we were the only practice room in our complex with HOME MADE BASS TRAPS!!
Ddf...did you study at Derby?
and i really could do with some paperclips
If I didn't have this office job I'd never have met some of the wonderful people off this site, and I wouldn't have a box of chocolates here right now, and I wouldn't be living where I'm living, and I wouldn't have been to ATP or the football matches I've been to and stuff and ALL SORTS OF THINGS.
A TIME TO BE THANKFUL.
That, and I wouldn't have the collection of red elastic bands I now have, which is my favourite thing.
an elastic band ball?
stretched over the handles of my trophy. I'm not sure I know how to make a ball.
your penis right?
To make a ball, scrunch up one then put another band round it. Then put another band round that. Then put another band round that. etc.
I was voted 'Person Most Likely To Fuck Up Scrunching' in my high-school yearbook.
srsly it says it in my "yearbook". I'm a american.
Eat a hot dog. I dare you.
want to listen to black flag