So I was supposed to be going to a client Christmas lunch. It's our biggest client and it gets messy. Last year I got in at 1am (the restaurant was 5 minutes from my house) and the next day my boss and I got a stern telling off for trying to order a £4k bottle of cognac.
So I get told I can't go as we are awaiting sign off on something and I will need to be in to do it as soon as it goes. Tough break, but you know it happens.
I know discover, the thing to be signed off hasn't been finished, and the woman doing it has gone to the lunch.
Stuffed for fun :(