About 5 years ago a mate of mine went on a lads holiday to Ibiza. While he was asleep his mates put a bicycle D-lock round his neck and threw the keys in the sea meaning he was forced to walk around town for 3 days until he went to hospital to have it cut off, at no little expense. Also in one final act of vitriol, while he was in hospital they took turns to cum in his hair gel and mix it in. To this day he has no idea what happened. Disgraceful.