Greetings, I'm typing this at work whilst gagging slightly.
Seeing as this afternoon only one of my collegues and I are the only one's in the office, it's quiet and cold, so we're on for some kind of teafest...not just for the lovely taste but to also keep our hands warm whilst playing numberwang and other related games that I never let her win.
My collegue, I'm going to call her Helga to help protect her identity, she is a lovely middle aged lady who often brightens up my mornings with tales of her drunkeness the night before, was making the brew, noticed there was no sugar. After a search around she spotted a few sachets of what she thought was sugar.
After a really big gulp of tea I realise there's something odd about this refreshing warm beverage, it's laced with salt, she's tried to poison me! I feel so violated, she protest her innocence and that she didn't have her glasses on (which were infact on her head).
Now I'm not too sure how to take this all, was it an honest mistake? Is she taking revenge because I cheat my way to victory in every game we play? Is this opening post too long? You decide?
P.S. I work in an estate agents, I feel like I got one over my boss this morning, instead of listening to her recording on the dictaphone, I was actually listening to 65daysofstatic. Booooyah.