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"Puff Daddy is Lovely"
On a toilet in Temple bar
It was carved in foot high letetrs into the wall behind the toilet in some immensely illegal bar on Hanway Street that was actually just some guys basement
Ever: 'Imagine how many individual traces of semen there are in those peanuts at the bar!' - Bunker, Covent Garden
my name was once written on a loo door, phone number and everything. (and my last name is infact alcock, oh the shame!)
not once did i get a phone call asking me for 'bum-sex'
and lordlucius, i've heard that at least 23 times in my life.
its better than "alcock no balls"
"BEWARE OF THE LIMBO-DANCING MIDGET" in tiny letters just above the 6 inch gap at the bottom of the door in Glasgow QMU
"Beware the limbo dancing arse-rapist" above the gap.
If you want sex, call (number)
It was a friend of mines number. She wasn't best pleased.
and all I got was this lousey toilet
you are facing the wrong way
'I CAN'T BE TRUSTED WITH A PEN'
amazing. I may use that
it said "FART 2002"
Also, written out in perfect handwriting:
"did anyone watch Ricki Lake on ITV2 the other day? I caught the end and wanted to know what it was about. The screen said "My workmates think i'm a big creepy bastard" and Ricki was interviewing *bosses name*. If anyone taped it could you let me know. Thank you."
(A vegan bar) "I fucking eat vegetarians"
But someone had scribbled out the last 8 letters.
"I FUCKING EAT VEG"
I've seen that :D
... i laughed when i saw that a few months back
"Blackburn are great!"
"Cherno Samba is a really good defender"
Makes me lol
and then the "i" went all the way to the top of the cubicle.
Still makes me laugh.
is fucking magic! Where was it?
unfortunately the building has since been demolished.
they knock down all the great landmarks.!?
i found it very confusing
...the name of which I forget, there're notices in the gents advertising a hotline you can call if, y'know, your feelings are getting the better of you and your mates don't understand etc etc etc... all this nice spiel outlining how these people on the other end of the line can help and some bounder, in thick marker pen, wrote 'gay' on it.
I LOLed and LOLed and LOLed... and took a photo.
"INSERT BABY FOR REFUND" also made me chuckle.
and "My Daddy says this machine doesn't work"
straightaway you've got them by the jaffas.
And I also once saw someone had drawn a lady's part. The guy obviously had talent.
'Please remain seated for this performance' which always made me chuckle.
Someone also wrote 'Argon is gay' on a desk in the chemistry lab. Never saw what was particularly gay about argon myself. Our school was a pretty odd place now I think about it.
"Beware Irish limbo dancers"
Always made me chuckle.
"GO FOR THE TRIPLE CROWN!
IF YOU CAN COME AS WELL, YOU'RE ALL WRONG."
the gay elements are argon and pottasium
someone had written 'There is considerable hypocrisy in convetionalism' and somebody had scribbled out 'considerable hypocrisy' and 'convetionalism' and written over it so it now said 'there is a willy in my bum-bum'.
that I managed to spell 'conventionalism' wrong twice. Go me.
"don't be looking up here, the joke is in your hand"
but my mate once wrote R. Mutt on all the urinals in there which i liked.
+10 art points.
re: puff daddy - the wife couldnt remember his name once and called him 'fluffy daddy'. true story.
written in lendal cellars in york..
"i am not that which i wish i was".
bloody philosophy students!
...in Glasgow Uni library:
"Sociology degrees: please take one"
"so-and-so woz ere"
someone wrote underneath it...
"and you are not, hence the transience of all things."
I was well disappointed that i read that one.........
or you will become institutionalised"
i probably just spelt something wrong
in a cubicle on the door at my uni..."for toilet tennis look left" so you look left and on the wall are the words "look right" so you look right and on the wall there are the words "look left" so you look left....
and 'arrogant pricks' who work within it, made by some anonymous fashion designer in a bar in Hoxton square, where else.
"(some man's name) is shit in bed and has a really tiny penis"
then someone else added
"no he doesn't, you must have massive hands!"
"I have shagged your maw"
underneath someone had written
"go home dad, you're drunk"
which is basically a moving toilet, someone had scratched "KILL ALL MUSLIMS" into one of the walls. But someone had doctored the "L"s so it now read "KISS ALL MUSLIMS".
there is this little cafe we stopped in whose entire bathroom was covered in writing. All I can remember though is "DICK CHENEY BEFORE CHENEY DICKS YOU" and, I think, that there were a lot of things about Ezra Pound. I made my friend go in with his camera to take pictures of all the walls.
some shitty uber geek has scrawled "all your base are belong to us". Was also hidden away somewhere in the credits for the email client my old school used apparently.
any of this post
I was always enjoyed the puns with the word 'grout' (written on the grouting, natch).
he was a right loser
Some people think drugs are the answer
they are wrong
Drugs are the question
The answer is YES
Someone did a picture in one of the library toilets of two stickmen engaged in anal sex. Both had labelling arrows pointing to them. The penetrator was "LSE boy" and the receiver was "International student". An irate international student (who made up half the uni) wrote an article on it in the paper, with a massive half page picture of said offending graffiti.
Inside of days it was everywhere
if you ever get the chance to visit the toilets in the Senate House library on the third floor, there's some great intercollegiate banter from the 1930s carved into the doors
You're sat in an esteemed institute of education, surrounded by some of the most influential works ever committed to paper. You pick up a book and sit down to make notes and see that someone has scralled 'Sarah gives crap head' on a desk.
(Helps if you say it in a New Zealand accent)
Someone has written 'NEW ZEALAND SUCKS'
Underneath is was 'AUSTRALIA NIL'
great comeback :)
Carved out in caps in a pub somewhere in the depths of Wales.
at Water Rats last night:
"I've half a mind to join the BNP. Mind you, that's all you need."