1) being told by a female regional manager across a dinner table 'i once saw a french porno and i almost came on the sofa'

2)seeing two of my male colleagues pretending to bum each other on the dancefloor. one of them was on all fours with the other guy behind him.

3) the quiet guy from upstairs doing 'its raining men' at kareoke with his shirt unbuttoned.

4) bonding with the only other person in the office who likes metallica.

5) doing 'fairytale of new york' as the last song of the night.

6) finding out that every even semi attractive girl in the office doesn't fancy me.

what a night.