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has to be, this guy....
The man whose face defies the laws of physics.
or his son, Dirk Kuyt.
I love dirk :(
of the troll in the first harry potter film.
But he has a "reason"
I think it was a car crash, not too sure. I suppose he's more disfigured than ugly if you want to get into semantics, but either way he isn't aesthetically pleasing
But he would have been ugly anyway, I think...
Otherwise, it's daylight Ribery.
I'll get my coat.
hello, is that a forehead? yes, steven gerrard is looking for you!
aka kid n play
i have no idea either. i just find his movie-projection-screen-worthy forehead and amazingly right-angled hair-line intriging.
when he was five or something... similar story to Ribery who went through a windscreen during a crash when he was 2.
'This guy', so summarily dissed at the top of this thread was a fuckin' superb player for Coventry City (RIP?) during the '80s and '90s. He was the best uncapped goalie for England bar none, and almost singlehandedly kept Cov in the 1st Div/Prem for year after year.
But, ahem, yes, he is hoogly, and it was a well-known fact that he campaigned for the Tories at general elections. Nobody's perfect...
I think not!
the entire blinking club! We're facing administration and today's the deadline.I keep swapping between this site, various Cov City sites and BBC sports. My fingernails are down to the bone.
well thats an entirely different matter then. Good luck with all THAT.
because he'll have earned more money in 2007 then any of us in our lifetimes...
or Phil Neville, with his fly catching face.
-Mediocre ex-man u midfielder Luke Chadwick.
-Martin 'ape' Keown
we can broaden this out to ugliest team. In which case Man Ure win hands down. Van Der Sar, Tevez, PAUL SCHOLES (who hasn't been mentioned yet, and looks like a Spike Milligan cartoon), Rooney, Gary Neville, Ferdinand, Silvestre... Champions of the Pre-minger-ship methinks, to go with their many footballing, moaning and cheating trophies.
luke. by a country mile. also when he played for west ham Svetoslav Todorov looked like dracula...
Mr Pox marks himself Christian Ziege
no-one else can match his ugly standards
Bellamy is a bit of a boiler, AND a wanky bloke. Double whammy.
you could assess the outcome of playing the best looking team against the worst one.
But, basically, yes. I can interchange with Roque Santa Cruz if you like?
Just, save Kaka they're not pretty.
Give me two minutes
DI CANIO!!! He's a fascist an' all...!!!
Ronaldo's a pretty boy
anyway, surely it's plug from the bash street kids himself, Mr Stephen Pearson of Derby County?
southend captain (king) kevin maher
(note: current footballers, semi-decent footballers)
(note also: there are basically no pretty defenders)
(note again: a pretty obvious pro-milan bias)
(note wtf: it appears i've spent an hour deciding this)
(note penultima: anyone who has gone through a period of shaved-headness that i know about is disqualified)
(note last one i promise: there are prettier people than pirlo, but i love him too much to miss him out)
Roque Santa Cruz
its about laughing and feeling superior to those richer and better at football than us, not those who just beat us at everything.
What can you say, women just don't get football...
....actually, I'm pretty sure I do.
http://tinyurl.com/yrxkja & http://tinyurl.com/264xxy
But it functions as a team.
Because. No. God no.
He looks exactly like the guy who was following me trying to sell me coke in Amsterdam.
he used the polite introduction "hey Glasgow, wanna get good fucked up?"
Im from Ireland, you insensitive prick.
quite understood why women and gays find Ryan G attractive. Damn fine footballer, but...
Ugly Oggy's team have been saved from the brink of administration. Premiership here we come.
Their 90s XI features many already mentioned: http://uglyfootballers.com/genpage.asp?DocumentID=30
Lombardo was quite a looker.
at the pic in the top right-hand corner.
but Rooney's pretty hideous.