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whose bodypart would you like to nick? and what part would it be?
i'd like to steal Dion Dublin's schlong
It's fucking magnificent!" - Sir Alex Ferguson
so I could put his finger prints all over crime scenes
... when i was a kid, my mam ran out of petrol taking me to school. we kncocked ont he door of a house (more innocent time, and no mobiles) and asked to use the phone. the old lady offered to take us on to school.
she braked hard at the lights and there was a clunking in the boot and she said "dont worry about that, it's just the limb-thing". i still piss myself at that thinking about it now.
son i could secretsex everyone
but I certainly wouldn't want these breasts. Because 'boobs should definitely match'.
for having looked at pickmeupmagazine.co.uk
is the only thing of importance in my life.
apparently this happened a whole lot more often than you'd imagine
Ugh, that was terrible
I'm absolutely furious about who won the Turner Prize