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blaaast [Edit] [Delete] 0 replies 15:32, 13 December '07

A guy goes to the pub and tells his friend "You'll never believe what just happened. I was taking a shortcut along the railway tracks and found a girl tied to it. So I untied her and then we had sex over and over and over again, all positions - EVERYTHING!"

He replied "Awesome, did you get a blowjob?"

"Nah" he said, "I couldn't find her head!"

Har har.

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