Boards

A guy goes to the pub and tells his friend "You'll never believe what just happened. I was taking a shortcut along the railway tracks and found a girl tied to it. So I untied her and then we had sex over and over and over again, all positions - EVERYTHING!"

He replied "Awesome, did you get a blowjob?"

"Nah" he said, "I couldn't find her head!"

Har har.